Too Big

Have you ever owned a pair of pants that just didn't fit right? OK, that's a
silly question cause really is there anyone who hasn't?

Today, I am wearing the most ridiculous pants that even fresh out of the
dryer are too big and too long. But to make it even more comical, I have't
washed them recently so they are all stretched out.

I really never thought I ever hear myself complain about a pair of pants
that are too large but I feel like I look ridiculous in them. Is everyone
really looking at me silently laughing to themselves? Maybe some of them are
thinking that I must have just recently lost a bunch of weight. Do other
people even care? Do they even give my pants a second thought? All I can
think about is how silly they must think I look therefore everyone else must
be equally focused on my clothes too? Right?

Am I the only one who ever even worries about stuff like this?

I'm thinking the solution is that I am just going to have to go on a quick
shopping spree to find some pants that actually fit my fat ass. Not too
tight but also not too loose.

Either that or do some laundry.