The Burger King?

Last weekend, Andy and I stopped for lunch at a Burger King that, get
this, was out of burgers. 'We got chicken and fish but no burgers. We
ran out', the cashier told us.

What kind of Burger King runs out of burgers? That's like Pizza Hut
running out of pizza. Or Taco Bell running out of Tacos!

I guess Burger King really isn't the king of burgers after all.

By the way, I ended up getting just fries and a soda and when we passed
the next McDonalds, I was pleased to find out that they in fact did have
burgers.