Rain Rain Go Away

So. What's the point of an umbrella? To keep you dry right? I just got
soaked on my way to the train station and I've got an umbrella.

I guess my unbrella was designed to only keep you dry from the shoulders
up. I'm soaked from the waist down. I need to get one of those big golf
umbrellas that take up the whole sidewalk. I just hope I don't turn into
one of those people who think they don't have to make any effort to get
out of other people's way whne walking down the street.

A bigger umbrella is definitely now on my 'need to get' list. Along with
a new cell phone.